Weird Little Joy Machines
✨ Small distractions for hard days ✨
WELCOME!!! to my collection of weird little toys.
Made to remind us the internet used to be weirder (in a good way).
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★ WiFi Network Personality ReadingNEW!
Enter your WiFi name, receive a psychological profile
→ Enter →🪑😤
★ Apologize to an Inanimate ObjectNEW!
Select an object you've wronged, receive its response
→ Enter →📧👹
★ Email From Your Sleep Paralysis Demon's HR Department
Formal correspondence regarding recent performance reviews
→ Enter →hold me
★ Hold This Button to Feel Something
Timer counts up, nothing happens, you hold it anyway
→ Enter →The quick brown f—
★ Every Time You Refresh, This Sentence Gets Worse
Starts normal, degrades
→ Enter →⏳
★ A PDF Is Loading. It Will Never Finish.
Progress bar at 99% forever. Occasional flickers of hope.
→ Enter →Visitors: 00000000
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🌀Made with and chaos
🚧 PERPETUALLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION 🚧